| ESTONIA - 18 June 2002
It took five hours to ride from St Petersburg to the Estonian border, our
journey was delayed because of poor roads, worn thin from the harsh winters and
constant pounding of heavy goods vehicles transiting east and west, from Europe
to mainland Russia.
The nearer we got to the border, the more frequent the army and police checks
were until, finally, to our relief we saw a large queue of vehicles, which
confirmed that we had finally reached the border crossing. Groups of young men
positioned every few meters along the road side beckoned us to pull over. They
where selling everything from insurance to black market currency. It was ironic
that we had travelled over 1000 miles in Russia without bike insurance, or even
knowing how to obtain it, but here on the Russian side of the border there were
at least a dozen small booths selling vehicle insurance, not for Russia, but
Estonia. Ignoring the hard-sell, we rode straight to the front of the queue
passing at least thirty lorries and over 100 cars and just hoped that we would
not upset those drivers who had obviously been waiting patiently in the intense
heat for many hours. The border guards inspected our documents and waved us on
to the customs sections where the formalities took another hour. Eventually, we
were waved through for the short, 100 metres, ride across no mans land to the
Estonian side of the border. We kicked the bikes into gear and advanced slowly,
half expecting to be halted in our tracks by the Russian officials, who were
watching us closely. Finally they disappeared out of sight in our rear view
mirrors. We felt elated and our morale had never been higher. I could see via
Monika's broad grin that she felt the same as me, during the short wait it was a
time for reflection, a sense of achievement and a strange feeling that we had
survived but survived what? Apart from one isolated case in St Petersburg where
a drunken mobster had chanced his arm, everybody else had been kind to us and
the reality was we had not had experienced any problems at all. It was only
ourselves really, struggling to come to terms with the different culture. This
was understandable because of all the negative stories we had heard in
Scandinavia, prior to entering Russia. Also, from the age of sixteen when I
first joined the Navy, the Russians were indeed the enemy, How does one
switch off after 24 years of mental conditioning? There would still be time to
open our minds, eyes and hearts to the old Russian republics as Belarus “Bela –
Russia” for some, still governed by the Europe’s last dictator, was only 8 days
away, the date of entry stamped on our Visa.
We joined the queue to clear Estonian customs, and only then that it dawned on
us how little we new about Estonia, or indeed about any of the Baltic states.
Neither of us had really researched this stage of our travels in any detail,
seeing it as no more than a transit route and a means of increasing the country
count in our attempt to break two Guinness World Records. Embarrassingly neither
of us could recall many of the capital cities of the Balltic states.

A group of young Estonian children, just inside
the Russian / Estonian border
We entered Estonia and headed west towards
Tallinn, our destination only having been decided just five minutes earlier. The
road to Tallinn ran parallel to the coast which was just half a mile to the
north and was excellent compared to what we had experienced in the previous
month. This was heaven, this was freedom! No longer were we expecting to see
police or army road blocks at every junction; no more waiting for the roads to
deteriorate into impassable obstacle courses. For the first time in what seemed
like ages, we opened the bikes up and accelerated to eighty miles an hour,
cruising passed slow moving traffic, Monika passing on the outside and me by the
near, until eventually, in the distance, we saw a large barn converted into a
restaurant. How inviting it looked after all the road-side food we had been
eating in Russia! They invariably included two standard choices: tomato salad
and meat soup. We pulled up outside the restaurant. The noise from our bikes
attracted the restaurant staff who, all dressed in period clothing and with the
biggest smiles we had seen in weeks, invited us in. We had a few beers and
enquired about camping as time was now pushing on and they recommended the “The
Black Cat Campsite” situated only 15 kilometres to the west of the Tallinn and
after a few souvenir pictures we set off for the short ride to the campsite.
The Blackcat campsite situated on the southern side of the main highway to
Tallinn was set in a small forest. The site comprised many wooden chalets and
the facilities included a bar, sauna and hot showers. We set up the tent and
were treated to a nice meal by the owners who insisted we grabbed a shower
before eating. It wasn’t until we entered the shower room that we realised with
a laugh how dirty we were from the diesel air and dusty roads, It’s a part of
the course for life on the road -- the longer you are travelling, the less
conscious or concerned you become about your outward appearance until eventually
its no longer an issue.
The Black Cat camping Site, near to Tallinn
The following morning we left the tents and our equipment at the campsite,
having made up our minds to have a couple of hours looking around the city. It
was not an easy decision to make as we felt secure and comfortable in the
surroundings of the campsite and if it feels safe, why move? But we had heard
that Tallinn was worth the effort so we headed west for the short journey into
the city. Neither of us had the energy or enthusiasm for trekking around town,
this was really a mission out of duty. We expected to find Tallinn another of
the former soviet bloc townships, predictably influenced by the architecture of
the former soviet union, a grey mixture of large apartment blocks and dull
shopping stores which we had already seen a thousand times in the previous
weeks. But as we approached we could see large spires ascending from the distant
horizon and the nearer we got to city centre, it became clear that Tallinn was
to be something special. We pulled up at the entrance of the old city, protected
and enclosed by a large medieval castle wall. A young girl dressed in period
clothing curtsied and beckoned us in to the old city via the large entrance
which was surmounted by large stone turrets and an imposing archway. We entered
the old city and immediately came upon a labyrinth of narrow, cobbled streets
from where olde-worlde buildings and lanes twisted and turned in every
direction. Flower and souvenir stalls lined every corner and, in the distance,
we could hear the sound of a violinist and an accordeon coming from the
direction of the town square, which today had been given over to the market
sellers. In the heart of this medieval fortification we found an attractive bar,
curiously named the “Bar With No Name” We took our seats to watch the
world, or at least this Estonian piece of it, drift idly by.
From no where, and spoken in excellent English, I heard :
“What will the score be tomorrow? Do you think we will win?” “Score, I don’t
follow what do you mean?”
“England v Brazil -- its on tomorrow”
The world cup ..... Had I really forgotten about the world cup? Apparently I
had! Sat only a few tables away was a solidly-built gentleman, dressed in a
pin-striped shirt and brogues. He was unmistakably English.
“Hi! My name is Tom. Please come and join us”.
It had been six long weeks since I last spoke to an English person, and how it
felt good to be doing so again. At last I could have a conversation without
having to strain to decipher broken English spoken by well-intentioned Russians.
You don’t realise how much you miss your mother tongue until you get an
opportunity to speak it again after a long lapse.
 
British expatriates in the 'Bar with No Name' in Tallinn
The 'Bar with No Name'
Tom invited us to have a beer and we accepted, As the hours passed, we were joined by
more and more ex-pats -- a rich mixture of financial advisers, bar-owners and
Tom, a scrap-metal merchant who had made a small fortune from selling scrapped
soviet vehicles. Eventually there were at least ten of us and as each new one
arrived they would say “What do
you think about our Tallinn, Special isn’t it”?
One of the last to join our group was Michael, slim build and slightly trendy in
appearance. Apologising for being late, Michael explained that he had just heard
we were in town, and wanted to come over and say hello. He asked where we had
parked our bikes. I told him that we had left them just around the corner. He
warned us about the risk of bike theft, advising that they were unlikely to
survive the night if we left them there. Michael urged us to move the bikes
quickly his Restaurant where parking was more secure. It then dawned on us
that we had left all our equipment and tent fourteen
kilometres away and, there was no way we wanted to ride our bikes so late in the
day. To our relief, Michael said “ Look I have an apartment in the
city and my home is your home and you can stay as long as you like.” And so it
was agreed that our equipment would stay put until the following day and we
would crash at Michaels. We moved our bikes to the rear of Michael’s restaurant,
which to our relief was protected by large iron gates and completely enclosed.
Michael insisted we have a cursory look around “Pegasus” his “Baby” and the name
of his Restaurant. Situated only a few meters within the confines of the city
perimeter walls, Pegasus stands out from the historic surroundings as the
exterior has large rectangular windows to the front and to the side. At the rear
of the building, circular windows are built into the wall from ground level to
the ceiling at a 45 degree angle. This would be unique in any city in the world
never mind Tallinn. The interior was clinical but modern and, like most
exclusive restaurants, the staff seemed to outnumber the number of diners.
It was a touch of real class. Michael explained that he used to be a chef
and a motorbike courier in the city of London and came to Tallinn on holiday,
liked it so much he never went back!
We returned to a 'Bar With No Name' just in time for a tour of the old city. During the evening Michael insisted Monika and I join
him as his guests for a meal at Pegasus the following evening and after
explaining our best tucker had been long-since packed away and left behind in
England, he said it didn’t matter, and so we accepted.
The following day we collected our personal belongings from the Black cat and
temporarily moved into Michael’s apartment. We did the site-seeing tour which
was intended the day previous and met up with Michael in the restaurant. Our
dinner companions were Tim, the Defence Attaché from the nearby British Embassy
and his lovely wife Gill, and a Radio DJ who was just in the process of buying
his own Radio Station together with two Investment bankers, and Michael. Tim was
extremely interested in the logistics of arranging a world tour by motorbike and
was insistent he would like to help if ever called upon. We got on extremely
well, enjoying the usual services banter one would expect between the armed
services -- Tim being a Lt Colonel in the Army and my goodself being ex-Royal
Navy. Gill was insistent that she had a ride on my bike, an aspiration which
which posed a number of logistic problems -- not least because I was by then
possibly over the limit; and Tim and Gill were going on Holiday at six in the
morning. It was even more sensibly decided, later, that the bike
tour should be postponed until our next visit to Tallinn in three years time.
Michael, the English proprietor of the 'Pegasus' restaurant, in
Tallinn
In total, we spent four days in Tallinn, three of them as Michael's guests.
It was a real shame to have to leave but our Transit Visa for Belarus was only
four days away and we still had Latvia and Lithuania to cross. After packing our
bikes we rode to Michael's restaurant to say our final goodbye and, after a few
pictures, he put his arms around us, wished us good luck and said (like he had
said a thousand time before to departing guests) “Tallinn is Special, and it
must remain our secret, we wouldn’t want it spoilt with an influx of tourists
would we?”
And with a wink and a hug he waved us on our way .......................
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